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About me
Age 36 Marital Status Single
Gender Man Has Children No
Location Orlando, FL Birth Date February 20th
Height 6′ Born/Raised All Over
BodyType Extra padding Would you date someone with children? Yes
Sexual Orientation Heterosexual Ethnicity / Race: White / Caucasian
Religion: Other Occupation: Internet / Online
Looking for: It depends Sign: Pisces
Color of eyes: Blue green Color of hair: Blonde
Style of hair: I’m Bald (I shaved it) Looks: Above average
Live in: House Lives: With roommate(s)
Education level: Bachelors Annual income: $50 – $75 k US
Sense of humor: I’m very funny In shape? I could be in better shape
Importance of religion: Moderately religious Goes out: It varies
Longest relationship: A few years Sex is: Very important
Drinks? Occasionally Smokes? No
I am: Open to anything Sex music: Alternative
Safe sex: Only if I have to Bed wear: Something old / comfortable
Talk dirty in bed? A dirty word here / there
I’m Seeking
Gender Woman Age 18-55
Who lives up to 50 miles away Marital Status It’s not important
BodyType It’s not important Height Over 4’9”
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Honest, Sensitive, Determined, Diplomatic, Blunt, Humorous, Creative, Leader, Sexual, Dominant, Submissive, Witty, Intuitive, Generous, Persistent, Impulsive, Communicative, Enthusiastic, Sarcastic, Bubbly, Talkative, Confident, Loyal, Curious, Stubborn, Direct, Ethical, Self-conscious, Self-critical, Critical, Aggressive, Independent, Optimistic, Imaginative, Stable, Social, Self-controlled, Strong Will-power, Selective
Turn ons:
Oral sex (giving)
Tell about yourself – your personality, lifestyle, etc.
WORK IN PROGRESS – This is always the tough one… so don’t be surprised if things develop and get filled in gradually and edited heavily over time.
I am a straight white single male in the east Oral-ando / Orange County FL. area, close to the main campus of UCF and not far from the Waterford area. I have never been married and currently have no children. I am very open minded to most things and in most areas, exceptionally so regarding anything of a sexual nature (caveat emptor: my flexibility has its limits such as children, animals, or expectations of me engaging in homosexuality…not that I have issues with any man being into that in general. I have just never personally been turned on by a guy let alone been attracted to them. Where as I have loved all you ladies since back when I was supposed to fear you giving me Cooties. ;))
down for it male…besides being straight to begin with, I am FAR to into you ladies, being exceptionally giving and talented orally and
Anything you really wish to know, please feel free to ask in an email or IM, or {gasp!!} over the phone 😉
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What kind of person are you interested in meeting?
I am in search of the The Ultimate Woman.
I am fairly simple in my taste; so here they are in their exact order of importance:
<b>++++ INTELLIGENCE ++++</b>
OK, so she does not have to be Stephen Hawking in a teddy or Einstein in a cocktail dress. She will, however, need to be able to engage, hold, and maintain my attention, which will require far more than simply being physically attractive, socially charming, or by sheer unadulterated bedroom prowess (though the latter will likely outlast the others).
I desire an independent and self-confident woman; Not a Succubus who seeks to fill the void that is her self-created miserable life by smothering me with false attention while sucking me dry like an emotional vampire.
Neither do I desire a woman that is the jealous type, or at the very least a woman that has her jealous streak under control. Jealousy is unnecessary. I know I am the luckiest man in the world to be with her and will make sure she knows that I know.
A woman that wants and desires a man in her complete and fulfilling life; not a woman that NEEDS a man in her life to feel complete and fulfilled. (I hope that makes sense).
A strong-willed woman that CAN live just fine without me, but CANNOT imagine why she would want to, let alone be willing to even consider that an option.
I need a woman that enjoys our time spent together, yet still maintains a life external to our relationship, making plans and doing things either on her own or with her friends; and her expectation is I do the same.
<b>++++ LOYALTY ++++</b>
I can only assume none of us are looking for liars and cheats. So fair warning…. I would like someone candid, frank, and dare I say, brutal honesty, as that is what I will be giving in return.
Some one who will be as dedicated to me as I am to her once we’ve reached that type of relationship. I can forgive a fair amount of indiscretion and poor judgment in general, even the occasional half-truth…If nothing else I am not an inflexible tyrant. 🙂
<b><u>Cheating</u></b>, however is the point of no return for me; If she desire to see someone else, be it another man or another woman, spare both of us the drama and have the courage and dignity to dump my ass first, rather than making me the villian when I do it later after finding out; At least then she’d be being honest.
I am also very big on family and one’s natural commitment and duty to them, so obviously liars and cheaters are incompatible.
<b>++++ SEXUAL PROWESS & APPETITE ++++</b>
Yes, I know… Like every other man on earth, I have heard the mantra a zillion times … so all together now on three…<br><br>
<center>”sex is not everything, you know”</center>
True enough, but by the same token it sure as hell ain’t <b>NOTHING</b> either! 😉
I firmly believe sexual compatibility, in attitudes, tastes, desires, etc., are essential ingredients as vital to the overall health of relationship as honesty and commitment are. We need to be on the same page or at least extremely open to reading each others books. 🙂

What sort of relationship would you like at this point in your life.
I am open to any and ALL possibilities. Are you?
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Describe in detail who or what you would like to find on HornyFishing.
I am open to all probabilities and possibilitites. Not looking for anything specific, but hoping I find one or more of you ladies that blow me away… maybe even one that rises to the level of being THE ONE… who knows whta life has in store

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how daring are you? Explain.
10 raised to the power of X

Describe in detail what drives you wild in bed.
cunnilingus!!!! I cannot resist………….

Name some of your all-time favorite music / movies / TV / books.
Music only comes in two flavors…”I love it” or “it blows.”
<b><u>Favorite movies:</b></u>
Fight Club; Less Than Zero; A Clockwork Orange; King Of New York; When Harry Met Sally; Ichi the Killer; Soylent Green
The Wire (best show on TV), The Sopranos, Carnivale (canceled 🙁 ), Over There (canceled 🙁 ), Starved, The History Channel and Discovery Channel bring out the geek in me.

What type of work do you do? Do you enjoy it?
Something that totally sucks enough that I get paid a handsome salary in order to prevent my employer from having to do the work themselves.

What do you enjoy doing for fun?
cunnilingus!!! :)<br>
oh yeah.. some of that other sex stuff also…
Don’t let my over-zealous libido fool you. I have outside the bedroom interests. Just lately I have been all work and no play, holding down a full time salaried career kind of job and also going to school.
Perhaps you can reintroduce me to the fun to be had out in the big wide world. I am game if you are.

What do you hate doing?
anything that gets in the way of cunnilingus 😉
Going to Wal-Mart.. do I really need to explain?

Tell about where you grew up or where you are from.
Vagabond of the Western World

Do you have pets? Tell about them.
Yes…He is in the feline witness protection program. That is all I am at liberty to disclose at this time.

What would you say is your best virtue?
I am honest to a fault.
Loyal to the end
Have an obsessive-compulsive need to perform cunnilingus 🙂
(A LOT, so hope you can handle it)

What was the most daring / wild thing you have ever done?
As the statute of limitations may have yet to expire, I have advised myself to exercise my Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. Therefore I respectfully decline to answer at this time. Ask me when we talk on the phone. 😉

What terrifies you?
In the United States today, there exist a group of people who if given the opportunity, would be just as likely to vote for Martin Sheen and/or Genna Davis in real elections as they would be any legitimate political party candidate (provided they could figure how to vote… at least here in some counties of Florida) ; basing that decision largely on Sheen/Davis’ “experience” handling “the issues.” This is <b><u>despite</u></b> the fact that both of their “political careers” existed solely within the lame plot lines of two exceptionally bad TV shows, whose sole purpose was to propagandize under the guise of “entertainment;” shows where, on a weekly basis both “Presidents” conveniently resolved all the World’s great troubling issues in just under an hour (including commercial breaks).
The fact that <b><u>THOSE PEOPLE</u></b> have a right to vote scares me shitless. 🙂

If you were on a deserted island, and you could choose 3 items to take, what would they be?
assuming I am to be stranded there for a while:
A RealDoll = Body type: 9
a male rabbit
a female rabbit

Your ultimate intimate dinner party would include which 3 guests (dead or alive)?
Friedrich Nietzsche
James Madison
Benjamin Franklin

What else should we know about you?
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